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Sunday's AFC Championship game between the Indianapolis Colts and the New England Patriots was the most watched television event of the season, surpassing even the 2007 premier of American Idol.

Despite the game's last-second tension, a majority of viewers most likely tuned in to decide for themselves if Peyton Manning was indeed the illegitimate spawn of a wild night threesome way back when between his father Archie Manning (left), Howard Dean and Timothy Busfield.